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12:44PM - I DONT REMEMBER MY LIFE

THERE IS SOME KINDA LOVE PEOPLE, AND THERE IS SOME KINDA HATE. IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE HAD AN OPENING IN MY BUSY SCHEDULE OF MASTERBATING AND LISTENING TO MISFITS. I'M SURE MY THANKSGIVING ENTRY HAS BEEN UP A LITTLE TOO LONG. BETTER MOVES AND I HAVE HAD A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUN SINCE MY LAST ENTRY.

I GOT THE WORD HORROR TATTOOED ACROSS MY CHEST AND ALSO GOT MY BRIDGE PIERCED. OH HO HO! THERE ARE COUPLE OF NIGHTS I DO NOT REMEMBER, BUT BETTER MOVES DOES. SO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT SHE TOLD ME.

OKAY, MISTAKE NUMBER ONE FOR THE FIRST NIGHT WAS EATING SIX UNKNOWN PILLS. IMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY MISTAKE NUMBER TWO, CHUGGING TWELVE BEERS. WITH THAT BEING SAID, YOU OUGHT TO KNOW I WAS PRETTY FUCKED UP. ANYWAY WE DECIDE TO GO TO HOUSTON TO BUY SOME POT. WE STOP SO I CAN TAKE A PISS AND THATS WHEN THE FUN STARTS. AFTER MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS TO EXIT MY FRIENDS CAR I GET ANGRY AND RIPP OFF THE ENTIRE DOOR PANEL AND FLING IT INTO THE PARKINGLOT. I MANAGE TO FALL DOWN TWICE BEFORE MAKING IT TO THE DOOR. BETTERMOVES HELPS ME FIND THE REST ROOM WHERE I DIDNT BOTHER EVEN CLOSING THE DOOR, I JUST START URINATING. I DONT THINK THE TOILET WAS EVEN INVOLVED.I THEN STUMBLED TO THE LEFT, STILL URINATING, UNTILL THE WALL STOPPED ME. CAUSEIMNG ME TO FALL BACKWARDS INTO A TRASH CAN, STILL URINATING. WHEN I FINISHED, BETTERMOVES HELPED ME OUT OF THE TRASHCAN AND BEFORE MY EXIT, I DECIED THAT I NEED MORE BEER. NOT REALIZING THAT I AN UNDERAGE BEFORE MAKING TO THE COUNTER WITH THE BEER, NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DIDNT GET ANY MORE BEER. WITH MY WITTS AT THERE SHARPEST, I GET A GENIOUS IDEA TO USE A CHUBBY UNDERAGE MEXICAN GIRLS I.D. TO ATTEMPT TO BUY THE BOOZE. WHICH FAILED HORRIBLY. OTHER THAN THAT THERE WASNT TOO MUCH MORE COMEDY. WE SUCCSESFULLY GOT THE POT, AND GOT HOME SAFELY.

THE NEXT DAY I WOKE UP FEELING QUIT LIMBER, AND COMPLETLY UNAWARE OF THE PREVIOUS NIGHTS EVENTS. UNTIL I FOUND A PIECE OF PAPER WITH MY DRUG DEALERS NAME AND NUMBER AND THATS WHEN BETTERMOVES INFORMED ME OF WHAT HAPPEND. NEEDLESS TO SAY MOST OF THE OTHER NIGHTS I DONT REMEMBER TURNED OUT BASICLY THE SAME.

CHRISTMAS JUST PASSED, ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITE HOLIDAYS. IT WAS SPENT WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, AND JACK DANIELS. NOT TOO LATE IN THE DAY I DECIDE THAT IM SHITTY DRUNK AND NEED TO PUKE, WHICH I DO ALL OVER THE PLACE. BETTERMOVES NURSED ME TO SLEEPIN MY MOMS VAN AND THEN AND GOT DRUNK WITH MY FOURTEEN YEAR OLD BROTHER. I WAKE UP AT HOME HUNGRY, WITH A HEADACHE. I ATE, AND BETTERMOVES ACCOMADATED ME WITH SOME INTENSE, AND I MEAN INTENSE, SEXUAL HEALING IN A CLOSET. FOLLOWED BY CANDY, CUDDLEING AND A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP.

I ENJOYED MY CHRISTMAS VERY MUCH AND I AM GLAD TO GET TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT. IF YOU WOULD LIKE, YOU CAN INFORM MY OF YOURS ON A PERSONAL NOTE. ILL TRY TO MAKE A POINT TO WRITE MORE OFFTEN.

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